as you read the title of this post you are probably thinking, “wow, lindsay is so funny and creative! she really caught my eye with that title… what does she actually mean?”
i woke up one morning last week and had to go to the bathroom (doesn’t everyone have to the moment they wake up?), so i groggily walk into our bathroom and lift the lid (good job, hubby) and i see a huge (a relative term, i know) mass on my toilet seat.
now, folks, i wear glasses or contacts so i can’t see that great without them… especially first thing in the morning when i am still picking sleep out of my eyes.
so i am thinking gross thoughts… there’s no telling what that stuff is.
i grab my glasses and discover that a wee frog is just straight chillin’ on my toilet seat! ain’t wantin’ to hurt nobody, just chillin’.
(as a blogger, you KNOW i grabbed my camera right after my glasses.)
hubby came to the rescue and captured the little guy and returned him to the wild.
and you betcha i went to town on that toilet with my antibac wipes.